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Tangible Heaven ~ Touchable, seeable, lickable heaven. For me, it is a piece of the Earth in the rugged mountains of a beautiful land. A home, where the buffalo once roamed, hidden away from all society. A section of the universe only to be understood by one, or in this case, a few. Here, at this tangible place, in between the echo's of love and laughter what is to be heard? Why of course! ...loud, twisted, distorted, relentless, screaming guitars! Yes, loud and twisted, but no, not painful, no, not unsoulful or sorrowful, not harsh or depressing, on the contrary, loud and twisted and inspiring, driving, empowering, flowing, uplifting, graceful, rolling, yet rocking guitars. ...the strings of these 6 stringers bend to distances spanned by both heaven and hell. The sound, volume, and feeling eminating from these axes combine to create a thing called "rockdom." Rockdom can be had by anyone who can properly wield such an instrument. However, the key factor here is that this place we're speaking of, this tangible heaven, is not a piece of tangible heaven because of the echoing rockdom, it is because the place is tangible heaven that the rockdom occurs. In addition to being just a piece of Earth this tangible heaven is my home, heart and soul, and never ending feeling of comfort because I always have something to fall back on. Of course though, as with many things and for many reasons, one cannot stay within reach of tangible heaven for long, but we always know it exists and we always wait in anxious flavor, to return once again and touch, see, and lick our tangible heaven. Digital Beer ~ Never one to deny, only one to try, who was I to dismiss such a grand idea? The worlds newest and best discovery since, well, since beer itself I suppose. By using my computer engineering degree to modify by digital analog converter into a digital beer converter I shall assume the roll as "Bill Gates' New Daddy". A few mods here, a few mods there, pour in a little Moose Drool (my fav brew) then simply export in .beer format. Perfect! ..until testing of course. I emailed myself a tall cold one and was delighted when I received the frothy file in my inbox. I proceeded to download... The beer reconverted fine, (although it was a little more skunky and decarbonated than before) and I relaxed and embellished my accomplishment. However, not more than a few moments later was when the problems started. Drunken nanobots. Apparently somewhere along the email lines they had infiltrated my .beer! I quickly... - (..to be continued.) more snippets to come.. |
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